For weeks, the mulch was lying there, inert, doing its
“mulchy” thing, but then just the other morning, I stepped out to see a maze of
trenches zigzagging through the bushes.
Aha! A clear sign that there has
been a whole lot of “snerfeling” going on in the night. “Snerfeling” is my own term for the routings
of Armadillo’s, following their nose through the mulch in search of some yummy
beetle or other. It’s the term I use
with school kids on my nature walks and it is one of the easiest animal signs
in this area to come upon. It is a
combination of the armadillo’s nose pointed to the ground, plowing through the
mulch sniffing, and shuffling along in search of its food that leaves these
curving trenches. The “er” in “snerf” makes it sound more like a verb to
me.
Armadillo’s have a great sense of smell, perhaps I have told
you before, and can sniff out its insect meal several inches under ground. I would love to see my nighttime visitor, tunneling
its way through my mulch but I never have. Most times it is doing me a favor, keeping
the population of beetles down, beetles that might be happy to eat at the roots
of these plants. Just as a skunk helps
you keep the grubs in check in your yard is doing you a favor that saves you
money and time spreading grub control.
They say July and August are the peak “love” months for
armadillos. Now I can wonder if the many
trenches I saw were made by one industrious armadillo or a pair out foraging
together. No lifelong commitment for the armadillo but I have read that the
male will follow the female while she is feeding, but if he doesn’t keep up,
she will leave him in the dust. Focus
Mr. Armadillo. A wagging tail shows that
she will accept his overtures and the rest is too delicate to discuss.
The amazing thing about armadillo’s is that
it is one of those rare mammals that can delay fertilization, somehow keeping
it all on hold for a year if the season rolls around again but no males come
calling.
My bucket list of things I wish I could see an armadillo do:
Leap into the air with all fours when startled by something;
they call it bucking.
Carry its nesting material close to its chest while hopping
backwards towards its den. That’s how the books describe it.
Find their scat! For
all the armadillo signs I see, this is never one of them! They say they often make a scrape, use that, and
then cover it up, so clearly not an easy thing to come upon. But I can hope. After all, all this apparent snerfeling that
lead no doubt to eating should inevitably lead to what I seek, should it
not?
Watch an armadillo swimming across water where it will gulp
air as it goes, rising ever higher in the water, as it gets more buoyant. I would need special equipment to see their
other mode of crossing the creek, which is just tiptoeing across the bottom,
hippo style. It turns out they are
really good at holding their breath, so if it is not too far, that’s the method
they use.
Until I see any of these things, I will just have to take it
on faith that they do them. Just the way
you will have to take it on faith that “snerfeling” is a perfectly good
word.